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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Setting: Vince McMahon's office at Titan Towers in Stamford, CT
The camera peers over the shoulder of Mick Foley as Mr. McMahon leans over his desk talking firmly to his schizophrenic comrade.
"You listen and you listen good, Foley," McMahon warns as he points his finger at the overweight, ragged-looking, former champion. "I don't know what that fool, Dibiase, thinks he is pulling hiring Dude Love as his manager, but I...Vince McMahon...control 3/4 of your personalities. That makes me majority stockholder, and if you so much as sniff a tye-dye t-shirt between now and the Insane Asylum match with 'The Million Dollar Machine" you will be banned from WWE for life!"
Cut to Brian "the Best" Sellers backstage conversing with a large man in a trenchcoat who's long-haired figure is barely visible to the audience. Andre the Giant and George "The Animal" Steele stand to either side of the Possum creating what would be an intimidating site if it wasn't for the fact that Sellers looks like the late Joe C. compared to the behemoths serving as his bodyguards.
"So do we have a deal," Possum asks followed by a slow nod from the stranger in the shadows. "Good," replies Sellers, "William 'Achy Breaky' Hart is going to rue the day that he brought that lying, cheating, self-absorbed, disgrace to baseball into this battle."
The camera peers over the shoulder of Mick Foley as Mr. McMahon leans over his desk talking firmly to his schizophrenic comrade.
"You listen and you listen good, Foley," McMahon warns as he points his finger at the overweight, ragged-looking, former champion. "I don't know what that fool, Dibiase, thinks he is pulling hiring Dude Love as his manager, but I...Vince McMahon...control 3/4 of your personalities. That makes me majority stockholder, and if you so much as sniff a tye-dye t-shirt between now and the Insane Asylum match with 'The Million Dollar Machine" you will be banned from WWE for life!"
Cut to Brian "the Best" Sellers backstage conversing with a large man in a trenchcoat who's long-haired figure is barely visible to the audience. Andre the Giant and George "The Animal" Steele stand to either side of the Possum creating what would be an intimidating site if it wasn't for the fact that Sellers looks like the late Joe C. compared to the behemoths serving as his bodyguards.
"So do we have a deal," Possum asks followed by a slow nod from the stranger in the shadows. "Good," replies Sellers, "William 'Achy Breaky' Hart is going to rue the day that he brought that lying, cheating, self-absorbed, disgrace to baseball into this battle."
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